Video: Carville on Beck, Olympics, and, er … hockey courts?

Missing a few buttons on their remote control.“But something’s as fucked up as a football bat, and it ain’t just me.”įucked up like a football bat on a hockey court Trepanier, you’re about as useful as a left-handed football bat!” - anon.īesides, I love my job, and I hear that the dean of that new community college opening up in Taylorsville is just as queer as a football bat. “Queer as a football bat,” clucks one of the nigra dishwashers, watching us come out of the freezer. You’re queer as a football bat, Lumbago.” “That guy is queer as a football bat,” he had said, “but he sure can play a piano.” Much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it. My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches. Someone or something rather odd or f’d up you might say. I’m thinking of switching to FaceBook ‘cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat. When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it’s “as queer as a football bat.” Because you don’t use a bat in football. “Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!”

Sometimes rendered as “Left Handed Football Bat”, or “Soup Sandwich”.Īrmy slang, meaning “severely fucked up”. “You are as Fucked up as a Football Bat”. (US) Used to describe a person or system that is unusually odd. Political commentator James Carville accused conservative commentator Glenn Beck of rooting against the United States when Chicago lost its bid for the 2016 Olympics in October 2009: “He (Glenn Beck-ed.) wouldn’t know the difference between a football bat and a hockey court.” The terms “hockey court” and “hockey cleats” are infrequent additions to “football bat.” “You’re about as useful as a left-handed football bat” is cited from 1990. “Football bat” dates to at least 1982 and has been used in the military. There is no such thing as a “football bat.” There is a “baseball bat.” The expression “queer as a football bat” (or “as messed up/screwed up/fucked up as a football bat') means that something isn’t right at all.

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